Now when I am walking up your driveway, you should welcome me with open arms.
There aren't too many occasions in life when people come to your house to hand you money.
OK so your garage sale ad says 9-2, and I was there at 6:30 but the early bird catches the.... and I've got cash.
Don't try to make me feel like I should be honored to set foot on your blacktop. I have a college education- I just choose to dumpster dive- I could totally go get a job tomorrow. OK so I would be hawking rental upgrades at Enterprise- but I'm not a total loser.
